Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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