Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
