i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
