Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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