I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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