Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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