so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Randomize