Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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