are you still at the devil's house?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
