ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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