well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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