White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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