Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
its not stalking. its research.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize
