Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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