So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize