Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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