A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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