He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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