Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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