i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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