I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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