im drinking this country out of the recession.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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