I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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