Do vagina's smell?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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