i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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