how can u be prego again
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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