i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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