Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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