I wannas sexs uuuuu
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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