Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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