You made me cry and you don't even care
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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