Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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