Someone shit on the floor
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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