I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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