Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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