hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
