it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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