Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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