So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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