i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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