But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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