holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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