the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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