he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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