Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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