I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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