respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
