Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
