: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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