Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You had me at "let me see your balls"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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