Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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