think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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